so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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