I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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