garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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