You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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