Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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