school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just found puke in my bra..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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