I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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