im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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