covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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