Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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