We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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