Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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