I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This toilet bowl is my home.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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