I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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