But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Acid is not a monday night drug
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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