the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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