yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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