DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
