i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
