Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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