I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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