I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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