he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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