Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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