if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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