The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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