just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
