ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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