so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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