I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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