if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He has the fingertips of a God
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