Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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