Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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