i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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