normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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