The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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