Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Randomize