how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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