I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
operation have a gay friend backfired
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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