I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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