At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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