That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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