When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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