Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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