No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
