Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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