so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
