omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
