I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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