I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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