I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
