I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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