i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I need water and some morals
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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