her vagine was all disorganized.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He? As in you personified your dick?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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