He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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