I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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