you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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